Posts from the ‘Humour’ Category

Fun

I was talking with my supervisor during one of his field visits. Somehow we got on the topic of retirement. I mentioned that our youngest daughter told me recently I could quit work and she would keep us.

My response was, “Why would I want to quit working when I am having fun?” Read more…

Quiet!

 

All right, already. What’s with so many people mowing their lawns just after we’ve had 66mm (almost three inches) of rain? The grass is way too wet. And more importantly, I work night shift. Please be quiet!
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I Hate Squirrels

As a gardener I hate squirrels. They dig up newly planted flowers. They dig holes in patio boxes to bury food. And to top it off, they started eating our peppers before they ripen!

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Take Time to Smell…

So I got to work last night and the fragrance of newly placed animal waste wafted over the area. Now since some of my genes (or is that spelled jeans?) include an agricultural interest that smell did not constitute a deadly nuisance.

A lot of things in this world stink.  Read more…

A Piece of the Action

Many of the original “Star Trek” episodes were comedies. In “A Piece of the Action” the Enterprise crew must help a society move from gang-based to socially responsible.

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